Working in a school is never, ever dull. Especially when the kids have little or no filter. Three days a week I travel to different elementary schools and teach math and science lessons to different classes. Here are a few conversations I've had with children lately.
1. 5th Grade
me: Today we are learning about light and color. Tell me something you already know about light or color.
kid: Black and white aren't really colors. They are part of the time space continuum.
me: Well, not exactly.
kid: Oh yes they are. I promise! (very emphatically)
2. 3rd Grade
kid (noticing my growing belly): What are you having?
me: I'm not sure yet. We find out next week.
kid: Well, it should be a boy. Girls are nothing but trouble and aren't worth it.
me: Well....there's not really a whole lot I can do about it now.
kid: I'm just saying...you should make it a boy if you can. (Do you think he maybe has a sister who is a handful??)
kid on the other side of the room: If it's a girl, what are you going to name her.
kid: Ewww...I don't like that name. You should name her Opal.
3. 5th Grade
kid: I know this is rude but are you pregnant?
me: Yes I am.
kid: My mom told me to quit asking women that because it's rude but you have a big belly so I figured it was ok.
4. 5th Grade
me: Can you tell me some examples of fractals that are found in nature?
kid: Crystals are an example. Once I saw a crystal on this show that gave people superpowers. Was that crystal a fractal?
me: Well, I'm not sure what show you were watching. And yes, crystals can be an example of a fractal.
kid: Well this crystal definitely gave people superpowers. I'm serious it did. Superpowers are real.
5. 4th Grade
kid: Is this your first child?
kid: Boy or girl?
kid: What color is her hair?
me: I'm not sure. I haven't met her yet.
kid: I'm pretty sure it's going to be black and curly. And this should be your only child. More than one gets crazy and kids just aren't worth it.
Saturday, February 26, 2011
Monday, February 14, 2011
I'm not sure if it was a kick or a punch but based on her ultrasound picture from a few weeks ago I'm going to guess that she was punching me. She's going to be a feisty little one but I cannot wait to kiss and hold those little toes or fingers that were pushing on me last night.
Wednesday, February 09, 2011
One year ago today, my precious husband asked me to be his wife!! It's hard to believe it's been an entire year already. I will never forget that very special night. I knew the proposal was coming soon because we had already set a wedding date (yes, we were one of those couples). He took me to the restaurant where we had our first date and I kept waiting on him to pop the question but he seemed so relaxed that I convinced myself he wasn't going to ask.
I remember a few times during dinner, he kept leaning back and putting his hands in his coat pocket. Each time he did, I would lean in and wait for the question, only to have him smile at me and then pull his hands out and keep eating.
Finally, he asked me in the pouring rain once we got back to the car. Even knowing the proposal was coming, nothing could have prepared me for the wave of emotions I felt once I realized that we were actually going to spend the rest of our lives together.
The past year has been so amazing and filled with lots of love. There have definitely been moments of high stress (mainly due to graduation and wedding planning) but I wouldn't trade those moments for anything in the world.
Kevin, I love you and thank you so much for asking me to be your wife!